Sunday, December 30, 2012

NFL Regular Season recap and First Round Preview

In lieu of listing what we learned about Week 17, I'd like to reminisce again. I dove into the realm of nostalgia last week, recapping 2012! And now it's time to look back on the 2012 NFL Season! Time to have some fun, kids!

Here were my damn good predictions for the season back in September:

1. The Colts are my sleeper team and will make the playoffs.
They made the playoffs. I'm a genius. You're welcome.

2. The Jets' on and off the field drama will be too much to overcome.
And did it ever! There was so much drama I ran into the butt of a 300 pound man!

3. The Jaguars will be the worst team in the NFL.
Very, very close. Second worst behind Kansas City.

4. The Chargers will have another disappointing season.
4th and 29. That's all you need to know.

And now here are the predictions that made me look like a total idiot:

1. The Eagles and Lions will be the NFC Wild Card teams.
They both finished 4-12. Yikes. Make that two shots of Jack!

2. The Vikings will have another rebuilding year.
Adrian Peterson, coming off major knee surgery, carried this team to the playoffs. For that, he should be the unanimous choice for NFL MVP.

3. Russell Wilson starting over Matt Flynn? Really?
Wilson should win the Rookie of the Year. In a year where Andrew Luck and Robert Griffin III get all the attention, Wilson put up some of the greatest numbers for a rookie quarterback in history.

4. Atlanta will finish third in the NFC South.
They finished with the #1 seed. But I was right about one thing. This is their make-or-break year. If they don't make the Super Bowl, much less win a playoff game, they may never win in the Smith/Ryan era.

Now, on to the first round preview:

Cincinnati at Houston
A rematch of last year's wild card game. Back then, Cincy snuck into the playoffs and seemed very happy to be there. Andy Dalton and A.J. Green's talents were raw, but the potential was there. One year later, they are wiser, more mature, and ready for prime time. And what better time to take it to the next level against an ice-cold Houston team? The Texans seemed destined for a #1 seed and a trip to NOLA a few weeks ago. Then they got killed in Foxboro. They got embarrased at home against the Vikings. Then they were outplayed by the Colts in a game they had to win to get a first round bye. They are as vulnerable as it can get right now. The temptation here is to pick the surging Bengals. But I believe the Texans will come into this game with a chip on their shoulder. Oh, and Matt Schaub, not T.J. Yates, is starting this game. It will come down to which quarterback doesn't make a fatal mistake. Houston in a close one.

Houston 27, Cincinnati 24.

Minnesota at Green Bay
A rematch of an amazing Week 17 regular season game at the Metrodome. Aaron Rodgers and co. are licking their chops not only after last year's playoff disappointment after a 15-1 regular season, but for missing out on an opportunity to clinch a first round bye. Adrian Peterson carried this team to the playoffs, falling nine yards short of the all-time single-season rushing record. To win this game, the Vikings need more Peterson magic. It may be too much to ask. It will be too much Rodgers and his million targets, and I believe the Packer D comes up with a big play late.

Green Bay 28, Minnesota 21.

Indianapolis at Baltimore
The only team in the postseason more vulnerable than the Texans right now is the Ravens. They finished the season 1-4. They fired Cam Cameron. Other than their win against the Giants last week, Joe Flacco has struggled. The Ravens have become a more offense-oriented team, and Flacco has not shown any signs of jumping to a higher level. Sure, they get Ray Lewis back, but will it help? As for the Colts, they are riding a wave of emotion into the playoffs, especially with the return of cancer-stricken coach Chuck Pagano. Andrew Luck is getting better by the week. And how much fun would it be to watch him go up against Peyton Manning in Denver during the second round? I say it happens. If the Colts can shut down Ray Rice, it will be a long day for the Ravens.

Indianapolis 30, Baltimore 20.

Seattle at Washington

Russell Wilson vs RGIII. The most electrifying of the rookie QBs. How much fun is this going to be to watch? RGIII carried the Skins to an NFC East title after a 3-6 start, and Wilson put up probably the best three weeks of quarterbacking by a rookie ever against Arizona, Buffalo, and the Niners. These two teams are evenly matched. Excellent quarterbacks, excellent RBs, and a solid defense and recieving corps. This game will come down to whichever team has the ball last. Call this one a toss up.

Seattle 20, Washington 17.

I may not be doing 5 Things, but I WILL give you my official Super Bowl pick. And no, this is not an overreaction. This is for real!

Denver vs Green Bay.
Coming later this week, my newest rant on the NHL lockout. Now that they are negotiating again, this week will be the final chance to salvage the season.

Thursday, December 27, 2012

2012 Year in Review and Week 16 Five Things

Hey! We survived the apocalypse! What the heck do those damn Mayans know? I'll tell you one thing they didn't know: how to count above two. 12...21...12...

So now that we're all alive, let's reminisce a little about 2012, shall we?

Best team: Miami Heat

Ok, I don't follow the NBA very closely, but I do know they are the one championship team in 2012 with by far more talent than any other champion. I also do know they were supposed to win.
(honorable mention: UK basketball, LA Kings, NY Giants)

Worst team: Kansas City Chiefs

Not only are they beyond dysfunctional and have two major busts at quarterback, the Javon Belcher situation made it much worse. It will be a long time before this franchise is competitive again.
(dishonorable mention: Charlotte Bobcats, Jacksonville Jaguars, Houston Astros)

Best Athlete: (tie) Mike Trout and Miguel Cabrera

Arguably the most electrifying rookie in baseball history, and the first triple crown winner since 1967. Cabrera will be a lethal bat for the next five-plus years, and at 22, Trout is only going to get better.
(honorable mention: LeBron James, Steven Stamkos)

Best Moment: Giants winning Super Bowl XLVI

The New York Giants will forever be known for derailing what would have been the greatest dynasty in NFL History. First, they defeat the 18-0 Patriots in Super Bowl XLII, then deny Brady, Belichick and co. again in another great Super Bowl. All it took was getting hot at the right time. Again.
(honorable mention: Raul Ibanez's game tying and game winning HRs in Game 3 against Baltimore, The NY Rangers' comeback in Game 5 against Washington, the SF Giants' comebacks in the NLDS and NLCS)

Worst Moment: The Jerry Sandusky conviction and the Freeh Report

Not much more needs to be said about the devastating Penn State child molestation scandal. Sandusky will be going away for life. But the Freeh report, released by former FBI director Louis Freeh, offered a damning portrayal of arguably the most famous coach in college football history, Joe Paterno. He will now forever be known as the man that harbored Sandusky despite extensive knowledge of his wrongdoings. The program he built into a powerhouse is sullied for all eternity.
(dishonorable mention: NHL lockout, Javon Belcher murder/suicide)

Biggest Hero: Chuck Pagano

The Colts head coach waged a courageous battle against leukemia, won, and inspired his team to a playoff berth. His return to coaching a few days ago ranks as the best off-the-field sports moment of 2012.

Biggest Goat: Gary Bettman and Donald Fehr

If you read this blog, you know why. The NHL is two weeks away from death. And it seems these two men are content to let it happen.


Now, on to five things:

1. After Houston's no-show against Minnesota at home, they are officially springing leaks in their ship. Therefore, I now declare Denver as my new Super Bowl favorite. Peyton Manning is playing at an elite level again, and the defense is the best of the AFC playoff teams. They simply have a championship feel to them.

2. As for Super Bowl favorites, I am seriously tempted to make Seattle my NFC Champion pick. Not only are they the hottest team in the league right now, but their dismantling of division rival and fellow contender San Francisco proves they are ready for prime time. For now, I will stick with Green Bay as my favorite, however.

3. Calvin Johnson broke the single season receiving record in the first year of his new Mega(tron)-deal. Why do I feel like the Lions will let his talents go to waste the same way they wasted Barry Sanders?

4. The Giants won't make the playoffs this season not only because of their non-existent pass rush, but because it seems as if they figured they can have another mediocre regular season, then automatically get hot around playoff time. Things don't always work out that way, G-Men!

5. It's time to call Andy Dalton and A.J. Green the best quarterback/wide receiver combo in the NFL. Back-to-back playoff appearances, and immeasurable chemistry. They will only get better.

Six-Seed Super Prediction special: Cincinnati vs Minnesota

Top 5
1. Atlanta
2. Denver
3. New England
4. Green Bay
5. Houston

Bottom 5
32. Kansas City
31. Jacksonville
30. Oakland
29. Philadelphia
28. Detroit

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Yankee fans, You Will Learn To Appreciate Kevin Youkilis and Week 15 Five Things

"YOOOOOOOOOUUUKKKKKK!"

Yankee fans, did you ever in your wildest dreams think you'd be yelling this during the roll call? Well, get used to it. It's coming to the Stadium next year.

And after you get the image of your local plumber in a Boston uniform out of your head, you will see a player that perfectly fits your team.

The signing of Kevin Youkilis to a 1 year, $12 million deal by the Yankees not only was a move they had to make, but the most logical as well. With A-Rod out until the All-Star break, Youk may be one of the five most important pieces to a possible championship puzzle in 2013.

For one, Youkilis adds an element of grit that appeared to be lacking in recent Yankee teams. He may not be the feared hitter he was a few years ago, but he will grind out every at-bat and wear down pitchers, something the Yankees offense is known very well for. Youk's career OBP is .384. If he can play to that average next year, he will have done his job.

Yes, his OBP was only .336 last season, the lowest of his career. This was still good for 30th in the league, but higher than Mark Teixeira, who is another player well know for high OBP. Most players will kill for this type of "off year".

By the way, he can spell Teixeira at first base when need be, and will provide gold glove defense.

Love him or hate him, you'll get used to him, Yankee fans. You did it with Wade Boggs, Johnny Damon, and even Roger Clemens. As long as he produces, of course. On this one year deal, I believe he is eager to prove he has something left in the tank.

And he'd better, because the Yankees need him.

Now, on to five things:

1. Yes, the Falcons made a statement with their 34-0 shutout of the Giants. Yes, I am convinced they are capable of winning it all. But that's the key word: capable. I am still amongst the skeptics. They must win in January.

2. You read it here first. The Baltimore Ravens will lose their last two games and blow the AFC North.

3. If Russell Wilson played for a big market team instead of the obscure Seahawks, you can bet he may receive more Rookie of the Year votes than Andrew Luck or RGIII. 108 points in two weeks not only hasn't been accomplished by a rookie quarterback, but by any QB or team period since the 1950s.

4. Beware of the Broncos in the playoffs. Not a lot of people are talking about them, but Peyton looks better than ever and the defense is playing at an elite level. Don't be surprised to see them in New Orleans in February.

5. Adrian Peterson WILL break the single-season rushing record. If the Vikings squeeze into the playoffs, he should be the unanimous choice for MVP.

I think I predicted this matchup another week, but screw it, I'll say it again: Seattle vs Denver

Top 5
1. Houston
2. Atlanta
3. Denver
4. San Francisco
5. New England

Bottom 5
32. Jacksonville
31. Kansas City
30. Philadelphia
29. Oakland
28. Detroit



Wednesday, December 12, 2012

An NHL deal must get done before New Years and Week 14 Review

Today, the NHL and NHLPA met with federal mediators in New Jersey in their latest round of "negotiations" to end the dumbest work stoppage in the history of mankind.

Did anyone really have any hope anything would get done?

This blogger certainly didn't.

Alas, no progress was made and as of this moment, no future talks are planned.

Last week we all thought we were close. It seemed the only major hurdle remaining to clear was the issue of contract lenghts, along with the length of the new collective bargaining agreement itself. But of course, ego got in the way of returning the greatest game in the world to its rightful place: the ice.

The egos of commissioner Gary Bettman and NHLPA head Donald Fehr have now destroyed the NHL beyond repair. This childish, asinine quest for money has already killed half the 2012-13 season, along with the All-Star game, and most importantly, the Winter Classic.

And the worst part is they don't care. I already dedicated a blog post to how the NHL could care less about its image. Here I am reiterating it.

The 1995 lockout ended January 11, and the league was able to salvage a 48 game season. If an agreement is somehow reached, a similar schedule seems logical. But time is running out quickly.

The 2005 lockout canceled the season in mid-February. I don't believe a drop-dead date goes that far this time. Mid-January seems like the most likely time.

As long as the two sides continue to talk, no matter how much vitriol is exchanged back and forth, a deal will get done very soon.

But as long as Bettman and Fehr's egos dominate talks, it won't happen. Sad but true.

Good job, men. You've killed the NHL.


Now, on to five things:

1. The Texans will learn from this drubbing in Foxboro. But they'd better learn quickly, or they won't win a Super Bowl this year.

2. The Falcons were finally exposed. Let the doubters reign!

3. The Seahawks did NOT run up the score against the Cardinals. Arizona is just that inept.

4. Kudos to the Cowboys for saving their season in Cincinnati after an emotional week. But they still don't make the playoffs, especially without Dez Bryant.

5. I'm as big a Mike Tomlin supporter as anything. But Mike, you have a lot of 'splainin to do for why your team doesn't show up to play against the NFL's worst.

Yep, another rematch: New England vs NY Giants

Top 5
1. New England
2. Houston
3. Denver
4. Atlanta
5. San Francisco

Bottom 5
32. Jacksonville
31. Kansas City
30. Oakland
29. Arizona
28. Philadelphia

Tuesday, December 4, 2012

Bold NFL Homestretch Predictions and Week 13 Five Things

Four weeks. Four weeks remaining in this NFL regular season.

You all remember opening weekend, right? It was yesterday.

The Cowboys humbed the Giants on a Wednesday night. The 49ers dominated the Packers AT Lambeau. RG3 was anointed the rookie of the year based on one spectacular play. The Jets, yes, the J-E-T-S scored 48 points. Peyton Manning emphatically announced he was back.

Now one day passed, and six division races are all but decided. THREE rookie quarterbacks may make the playoffs. The Niners are locked in a potentially season-crippling quarterback controversy. RG3 is still lighting up the NFL, but so are Andrew Luck and Russell Wilson. The Jets are the laughing stock of the league, and Tim Tebow is NOT starting! Peyton has already made the playoffs.

Four weeks to go, plus four postseason weeks. Here are some bold predictions for yet another wild NFL finish.

1. You read it here first. The Washington Redskins will win the NFC East. After facing Baltimore at home next week, their remaining games are against Cleveland, Philadelphia, and Dallas. All winnable. The team they edged out last night, the Giants, is one game in front. They face New Orleans at home next week, then have to travel to Atlanta AND Baltimore in subsequent weeks. I forsee the Skins winning their last four games. I see the Giants losing at least one of these road games. The Cowboys will find a way to blow it like always. The Skins' NFC East record is currently 3-1. The Giants are 2-3. Washington has the easier schedule. They can win this division at 10-6, or even at 9-7.

2. Get ready for Andrew Luck vs Peyton Manning in Denver during the first round of the playoffs. After the Colts' scintillating comeback win in Detroit this past Sunday, the rest of the league is beginning to believe what I believed since the beginning. The Colts look like a playoff team. However, they do have to face the Texans twice. However, one game is the final week of the season, and it seems that Houston will play their B team that day after already locking up the #1 seed. Plus, that game is at home. The other two games are against Kansas City and Tennessee. The Colts are in good shape. This team believes in Andrew Luck, and how great would it be for ailing coach Chuck Pagano to return near the end of the season following cancer treatments?

3. The Eagles will finish 3-13, and attain the number one overall pick. Let's face it. This team has pretty much quit on the season. We know Andy Reid is done, but the rest of the season is the Nick Foles/Bryce Brown show. Are they the future? Or will Philly be drafting Manti Teo or Matt Barkley. A new era of Eagles football is afoot, and the rabid fans will not stand for a long-term rebuilding project. I'm not suggesting the the Eagles will tank their last four games, but I just don't see them winning again.

4. The Jets will win their final four games, but still fall short of the playoffs. Assuming Rex Ryan names Greg McElroy their starting quarterback for next week's game against the Jaguars, you know this team will be energized by this quarterback change. Not to mention the Jets' schedule is a cakewalk the rest of the way. Maybe if Mark Sanchez doesn't run into his own offensive lineman's rear end and the Jets make one more play in Foxboro do they have a shot. But alas, the Tim Tebow experiment has failed, and its time to see if McElroy is the future.

5. The following coaches will be fired:
Andy Reid
Norv Turner
Jason Garrett
Chan Gailey
Ken Whisenhunt
Pat Shurmur

Now, on to Five things:

1. Yes, the Javon Belcher story is a total tragedy. Sad for everyone involved, including the Chiefs, Kansas City, and all his family and friends. That being said, Belcher does not deserve sympathy. His actions ruined a family, hurt his team and his community, and most importantly, left a three month old baby without parents. Not much more needs to be said.

2. Calm down, Jets fans. Greg McElroy is not the next Joe Namath. He may provide thrills and hope for the last four games of the season. But will he really win you a Super Bowl in the next few years?

3. Charlie Batch not only played the game of his life in Baltimore, but he set his team up for a playoff run. Ben Roethlisberger is presumed to return next week. The Steelers' next four games are winnable. The division title is still a long shot, but do I sense a 2005-like run upcoming?

4. My preseason pick of the Colts making the playoffs is looking pretty darn good right now. See above.

5. Is it possible to have a four-way tie for rookie of the year? Andrew Luck, Robert Griffin III, Russell Wilson, and Doug Martin all deserve to win. Each have electrified their respective teams this season, and three of the four may make the playoffs.

The Joe Namath guarantee special: Steelers vs Seahawks. XL rematch in New Orleans.

Top 5
1. Houston
2. Atlanta
3. New England
4. San Francisco
5. Denver

Bottom 5
32. Jacksonville
31. Oakland
30. Philadelphia
29. Kansas City
28. Carolina